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- Things Mindi wonders about
- Mark and I foster dogs.
- Things I've learned
- Let It Go!
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- QOD ~ August 9, 2009
- Fast food?
- Not gonna do it
- They really make hedgehogs into pets?
- QOD ~ August 8, 2009
- Tell us something about yourself!
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- Vomiting
- SO glad I quit smoking when I did!
- What is PCOS?
- Adult words!! Still think this skit is hysterical!!
- J-E-L-L-O
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- is there a "P" in "Pool"?
- What be for dinner?
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- QOD ~ August 6, 2009
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When I puke, I puke so violently that I blow blood vessels in my face, especially in my eyes. When I had appendicitis, I puked all night long and finally went to the ER. They thought I had some weird disease because of the red dots all over my face. It took them another 24 hours to get me into the OR to have my appendix removed...by that time, it had burst. I was hospitalized for 7 days.
ReplyDeleteThere's my puking story.
I got food poisoning from Taco Bell back in 2000....was on a date at the time (well, we were home at my place by then) and I projectile vomited all over my house, had it coming out both ends...and my date asked me out again!!! He was either really enamored with me, or just a sick SOB. I certainly wouldn't have dated me again after that!!
ReplyDeleteMy most embarrassing puking story...I was 18 or 19 and I was down in CT with a couple of friends, we were having a party and I'd been drinking like a fish. I started to feel a little sick, so went outside get some fresh air. We'd been waiting for my friend Brian's Dad to come by to see the place, and I'd never met him. But by the time I went outside I'd forgotten about his Dad coming. Outside, I knew suddenly that I had to get sick...there were several people near me, all talking among themselves and I wasn't paying any attention to them, so as I was outside, I just leaned over the side of the step to throw up...and didn't notice Brian's Dad was standing by the step waiting to get in...I threw up all over his shoes. Brian came and held my hair and asked if I was ok...his father replied drily (he was a drinker too), 'Of course she's ok, she's drunk...if she was sober and threw up, then you'd have reason to worry!' I was so embarrassed, mortified actually...especially as we had to go and see him a few days later and Brian say's, 'You remember Shelley, right Dad? She's the one who puked on your shoes.' Thanks Bri! His Dad...ever the pervert, saw I was already beet red blushing, reached over, between my boobs, grabbed the top of my bra, shook my boobs and said, 'Of course I remember her, how ya doin?' and winked at me!
ReplyDeleteNeedless to say, after him grabbing my bra and shaking my boobs, I was no longer embarrassed that I threw up over him, but was shocked and embarrased by the greeting. I soon learned he loved to make fun of people and shock or embarrass them..you just needed to stand up for yourself and give it back as good as you got it..but he did tease me an awful lot about throwing up on him when he'd see me, and we did become friends and I loved him to bits. Sadly he's no longer with us anymore, but oh he had a wicked sense of humour!
A friend of mine had really long hair. She got super drunk one night, so bad that the car she was in with a bunch of people (including me) had to be stopped so she could throw up on the side of the road. She did and got puke in her hair really bad. This dude saw her puking on her hair, and came to help hold it out of her vomit. She finally was done, got back in the car, and he turned to her: "Can I call you sometime?"
ReplyDeleteTrue story.
So, this I can't think of any funny or horrible embarassing vomit stories of my own. Oh, here's one: I am one of a few who my boyfriend has found himself having to force into vomiting because I was so intoxicated. That was either the best or worst night of my life. I don't remember it though, thank God Benny was there to capture the best moments with his camera.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it wasn't that exciting I know... check out the pics on MySpace and you will understand. (I swear I have never been that inebriated prior to, or sinse that night)