My boobs

I went for my very first mammogram on Thursday.  And oh my goodness, how much fun was that?  Holy Moly I just want to do it over and over again.  Very similar, guys if you're reading this, to taking your family jewels and pressing them, HARD, between two cold bricks.  Yeah, orgasmic.

Anyway, they told me that they would either call me on Thursday afternoon or Monday by day's end if they needed more shots (yeah cause you can never have enough photos of smashed nipples, that's what I say).  Or I would receive a letter in the mail.  I received the letter today!  It made the sting of the over $2000 in insurance co-pays for my hospital stay last month a bit less painful.




Dear Melinda:

We are pleased that you have chosen Theda Clark Breast Center for your mammography needs. We appreciate the opportunity to provide a valuable healthcare screening service to you. Below, you will find the results of your recent mammogram with the appropriate recommendations:

NORMAL/WITHIN NORMAL LIMITS. NO EVIDENCE OF BREAST CANCER.